Martina Hingis and her mother, Melanie Molitor, keep a close eye on Sergio Garcia.

What was tennis star Martina Hingis thinking when she started dating golf star Sergio Garcia?

A. "I will turn 'El Nino' into 'El Hombre.' "

B. "I always finish behind the Williams sisters and Capriati. He always finished behind Tiger. ... Why, it's a perfect match."

C. "If I can get Sergio to sit in the 'friends' box' at my tournaments, maybe the cameras won't focus on my mom's goofy hat."

D. "That damn Anna thinks she can steal all the headlines by dating Enrique Inglesias. ... Just wait until she sees me with a young, sexy Spaniard."

E. "Cool! Now, I'll have someone to hang out with when I get bounced from Wimbledon in the first round."

F. "Sergio is way better at golf than Enrique."