What the heck are they thinking?
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What were the Raiders thinking when they signed 35-year-old Bill Romanowski to a seven-year contract?

Bill Romanowski
Can Romo play until he's 42? No sweat.
A. "If he makes it through seven years, he'll look even worse than Al. And that'll make Al happy, which is always good."

B. "Racism, shmacism; drugs, shmugs; spit, schmit. We don't sweat the small stuff in Oak-town."

C. "What's the problem? If he stinks, we'll just trade him to the Bucs."

D. "You know how Al likes to collect over-the-hill ex-stars? It makes him happy, which is always good."

E. "The last four years were in exchange for promising to leave his wife in Denver."

F. "If he's got anything left, Shanahan will look bad. And that'll make Al happy, which is always good."




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