There's a lot of strange stuff happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter -- so Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

	Gwyneth Paltrow turned heads for all the wrong reasons at the Oscars.

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

What was Gwyneth Paltrow thinking when she picked out her outfit for the Oscars?

A. "Maybe I should have waited for them to finish the top half of this dress."

B. "This really might cause Joan Rivers to have a heart attack."

C. "When wholesome actresses go hard-core on the next 'Springer.' "

D. "If I stand next to Cameron Diaz, maybe people won't label me the 'Worst-Dressed.' "

E. "If I walk in behind Sharon Stone, no one will notice."

F. "This is the last time I let my good pal Madonna give me wardrobe advice."