What were Memphis officials thinking when they licensed the Tyson-Lewis fight for June 2002?

	A Mike Tyson fight? What could possibly go wrong?

A. "We've got to have somewhere for all these Elvis impersonators to perform."

B. "Tyson has never been accused of raping anyone in this state -- that we know of."

C. "If Iron Mike really tries to eat Lennox's children, we want to be there to see it."

D. "Tyson has never bitten anyone in this state -- that we know of."

E. "Sure, Las Vegas wouldn't take the fight, but Vegas is a city with the highest moral standards."

F. "We've always wanted to see Don King's hair in person."