What was Texas Rangers GM John Hart thinking when he gave Ruben Rivera a tryout just two weeks after the infielder was released by the Yankees for stealing a glove from Derek Jeter's locker?

	Maybe John Hart, right, is just trying to keep Ruben Rivera away from his old friends in Cleveland, like Charlie Manuel.

A. "We've got an open locker in between Rocker and Everett."

B. "Our offense has almost everything -- power, timely hitting, good RBI men. But we could really use a guy to give us some steals."

C. "We called up Jeter, and Derek said he'd love to see Rivera get a second chance -- especially on the same team with his 'good pal' A-Rod."

D. "Our players never use their gloves anyway."

E. "We'd better hurry up and sign this guy before the Indians do."

F. "We won't win the AL West, but we will definitely win the title for the Most Dysfunctional Clubhouse of All-Time."