What was Don Zimmer thinking when he signed an endorsement contract with Preparation H, saying "This is a natural fit for me since I do use the product"?

	Don Zimmer isn't some phony endorser. He really uses this product!

A. "When you've sat on a major-league bench for more than 50 years, there are certain things that you are truly an expert on."

B. "If Bob Dole can do Viagara commercials ... what the hell."

C. "Joe isn't the only one around here on the hot seat."

D. "Never hurts to have a little nest egg in case my bookie puts the squeeze on me."

E. "O'Neill ... Strawberry ... Gooden ... Knoblauch ... I obviously know a thing or two about dealing with pains in the butt."

F. "Chicks dig pitchmen."