What is Magic Johnson thinking when he says he might run for mayor of Los Angeles in 2005?

	Magic Johnson, right, bends the ear of Los Angeles Police Chief Bernard Parks.

A. "I've admitted to all sorts of wild, kinky sex in my past, so politics is the natural arena for me."

B. "I've run a couple coffee shops and a chain of movie theaters ... and when it comes right down to it, L.A. ain't much more than coffee shops and movie theaters."

C. "They refused to let me run the Knicks ... and L.A. is a lot less screwed-up than the Knicks."

D. "Gotta put my million-dollar smile to work somehow."

E. "Now if I can get Bird to run for mayor of Boston, we can really get this rivalry going again."

F. "I'll need a new competitive challenge after my one-year NBA comeback in 2004."