What the heck was Chuck Finley thinking when his wife, actress Tawny Kitaen, allegedly stomped on his foot while he was driving and scratched his face? (Kitaen was arrested and charged with spousal abuse and battery.)

	Chuck Finley missed a start after his wife was arrested for allegedly assaulting him.

A. "Maybe I should have married a Hooters waitress instead of an actress. Less tempermental."

B. "Wives who turn 40 and freak ... on the next 'Jerry Springer Show.' "

C. "Maybe I shouldn't have called her a 'glorified hood ornament.' "

D. "Not the face! Anywhere but the face!"

E. "Maybe I shouldn't have told her that I thought Whitesnake was a cheap Mexican whiskey."

F. "If she had shown this much emotion in any of her movies, maybe I wouldn't be the only one in the family with a job."