What the heck was Greta Van Susteren thinking when she invited Ozzy Osbourne and his wife to be her guests for a dinner at the White House?

	Ozzy Osbourne and his wife are headed to meet the First Family.

A. Rob Zombie was busy that night.

B. "Dude, 'Crazy Train' is the coolest tune, EVER!"

C. "Top this, Paula Zahn!"

D. The whole "plastic surgery thing" didn't help ratings, so now she's really desperate.

E. After seeing Ozzy's new house on "The Osbournes," she's hoping to set up him and Dubya for an episode of "Trading Spaces."

F. The hawks in Bush's Cabinet will get a real kick out of Ozzy's trick with the dove.