What the heck are the "Star Wars" fans thinking who are already standing in line for a movie that doesn't premier until May 16?

	The lines are already forming for "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones."

A. "We're not losers. We have lives -- unlike those geeky 'Trekkies.' "

B. "Maybe we're identifying a little too much with the title, 'Attack of the Clones.' "

C. "We're not in line. We're holding a vigil to pray that they kill off Jar-Jar Binks."

D. "Keep your hands off my Queen Amidala action figure!"

E. "Hey, how come there aren't any chicks in this line?"

F. "I can wait here forever ... as long as I can find a spot to drain my 'light saber.' "