What the heck was Ken Griffey Jr. thinking as he went on the DL with another injury?

	Ken Griffey Jr. is expected to miss three to six weeks with a knee injury.

A. "This is all the media's fault."

B. "Even if I'm hurt all season again, there's no way the Mariners can win 116 games again ... is there?"

C. "You can call me 'The Gimp' or 'Hopalong,' but never, ever, ever call me 'Pokey.' "

D. "Maybe now all my teammates will quit complaining about that big recliner I have in front of my locker."

E. "Oh ... so that's why the Reds took out that insurance policy on me."

F. "That's it. I'm never hustling again."