What the heck was multi-billionaire New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg thinking when he said he'd ride his bike to work in the event of a transit strike in the Big Apple?

	Some people like to put cards in the spokes -- I prefer $1,000 bills.

A. "I'm sure Giuliani would walk on water, in two feet of snow, uphill, both ways, to work. But this is the best I can do."

B. "OK, technically, my man-servant will be peddling a bike pulling the limo I'll be riding in, but you people get the point."

C. "I wonder if it's too late to order that bulletproof helmet."

D. "Mass transit? What's that, you mean, like one of those Humvee limousines that fit like 25 people?"

E. "I hope nobody notices I just bought the Schwinn company."

F. "And by 'bike,' I mean my $103,000 Morbidelli 850 V8."