If you think the coach is a liar clap your hands.

What the heck was Brenda Warner thinking when she called Rams coach Mike Martz "a liar"?

A. "Martz started it. He called me a 'poor woman's Susan Powter.' "

B. "You know who else is a liar? Those people from Chunky Soup. Healthy meal? Do you know how much sodium there is in one serving of their Beef & Vegetable?"

C. "He couldn't even look me in the eyes when he told me he loved my haircut."

D. "I'm tired of Doug Christie's wife getting all the attention."

E. "Guys love when their wives fight their battles for them. Especially with their bosses."

F. "What have I got to lose? It's not like my husband could possibly get demoted any more than he already has been."