I'm glad Duke is back on top. Oh, you didn't mean David Duke?

What the heck was Trent Lott thinking when he said the country would be better off now if it had elected then-segregationist Strom Thurmond president in 1948?

A. "What do you mean there's no Dixiecrat party? Now who is going to nominate me in 2004?"

B. "I'm not a racist! I have an African-American butler."

C. "Good thing I never got around to that bit about Jefferson Davis."

D. "The NBA would be totally different. Except for the Utah Jazz, of course."

E. "I guess nobody wants to hear me recite David Duke's "I Also Have A Dream" speech, either."

F. "Holy crap, it's 4:55! I gotta get to the dry cleaners to pick up my hood and robe."