Dude, that just looks sad.

What the heck was Sylvester Stallone -- now 56 -- thinking when he agreed to make "Rocky VI"?

A. "Does the Philadelphia Museum of Art have a ramp?"

B. "I still have the eye of the tiger. Well, the eye of a tiger stricken with cataracts."

C. "Yo, Adrian, I did it! I programmed the clock on the VCR!"

D. "Well, it's not like anyone is asking for 'Driven II.' "

E. "Just a little something to put food on the table. You know, until Social Security kicks in."

F. "It's loosely based on the 'Evander Holyfield Story'."