A lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of sports -- and in the real world, for that matter, this holiday season. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"

	Here, here -- take the candy canes, but please don't hurt me!

We've tried to figure out what some prominent folks might be thinking -- if anything -- and the best we could do was come up with multiple possibilities, all equally plausible. So, as always, we are asking for your help. Check out the options for each questionable act or quote, and vote in the poll to move on to yet another strange story.

What the heck was Jets offensive tackle Jumbo Elliott thinking when he allegedly roughed up a limo driver dressed as Santa Claus?

A. "Hey, compared to the last incident involving an athlete and a limo driver, I didn't really do anything that bad."

B. "What did he expect -- he had mistletoe hanging from the driver's side visor."

C. "That's it! I'm not taking any more 'Jumbo-sized' jokes from you, fat man."

D. "If Santa can't keep the mini-bar stocked, there's gonna be trouble."

E. "My bad, I thought he was Warren Sapp."

F. "I was just ticked off at the Ghost of Christmas Past for leaving Rich Kotite around all month."