The East Coast is being hit by a major winter storm. Many of you are probably outside building a snowman. But don't build just any snowman.

Here are some sports-themed ones you can build:

• The Jerry Jones -- build a regular snowman, but build the head out of the artificial snow used in holiday decorations.

• The Earl Boykins -- if your area only received a dusting, you can build this miniature snowman.

• The Mark Mangino -- if your area was hit with blizzard depths, this is the snowman for you.

• The New York Yankee -- buy up the finest powder from all of your neighbors to build this snowman.

• The New Jersey Net -- try to build a snowman; inside; next to a roaring fire.

• The Tim Tebow -- something like this.