Can you imagine having a college or high school band play halftime in a pro football game? Before the days of Terry, Howie and company, there were halftimes dedicated to college or high school bands. They would show the entire half time concert on television. I miss those days.

To celebrate the halftimes of football and breaks in other sports, I thought it would be great to celebrate five top sports quotes about halftimes:

AP Photo/Kathy WillensIt appears that Andre Agassi doesn't go to the theatre much.

1. "Who is Tom Petty? Is he the race car driver."

-- Brandon London, former New York Giant, on the halftime performance of Tom Petty in the Giants-Patriots Super Bowl.

2. "I left at halftime."

-- Andre Agassi, on what he thought of the play, 'Les Miserables'

3. "If that guy makes a turnover, we're going to be in big trouble."

-- Rick Sund, on a halftime show of at a Dallas Mavericks game that featured a guy juggling chainsaws

4. "I've heard my halftime talks and they aren't much."

-- Abe Lemons, asked whether his halftime talks inspired any victory

5. "Baryshnikov was booked. So we went with Barry."

-- Stan Kasten, Hawks GM, on booking Dancing Barry for a halftime show

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