AP Photo/Kevin TerrellDo you believe that Vince Young was sincere in his apology to Jeff Fisher?Was Tennessee quarterback Vince Young deliberately disrespecting Titans coach Jeff Fisher by texting him an apology for his behavior during and after a loss to the Washington Redskins? Or is Young simply clueless when it comes to texting etiquette?
As a service to Young -- whose thumb, obviously, isn't that injured -- Page 2 presents a handy guide:
| Do | Don't |
| Booty call | Marriage proposal |
| From movie theatre | From sideline |
| Directions to restaurant | Directions to hotel room |
| Bailing out from blind date | Breaking up |
| Reality show vote | Electoral college vote |
| Disaster relief donations | Anything Nigerian banking |
| Pizza delivery order | Order to invade country |
| Insincere apology | Sincere apology |
ESPN Conversations
PAGE 2 COLUMNISTS
Gregg Easterbrook
TMQ unleashes America's original all-haiku NFL predictions. (09/7/10)
Laura Lane
Andy Roddick loves using Twitter
to get his message out. (09/5/10)
Kurt Snibbe
Troy Polamalu has his hair insured for $1 million. Who else needs coverage? (09/3/10)
Vincent Thomas
There's nothing wrong with Manny Ramirez flying his barber to Boston. (09/3/10)
Patrick Hruby
Page 2 selects the second class of the Preseason Hall of Fame. (09/2/10)
Paul Lukas
Uni Watch delivers news about new Nike college foootball gear. (09/1/10)
... WHERE WE HEARTILY SALUTE YOUR INITIATIVE FOR SCROLLING THIS FAR DOWN THE PAGE
