KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- It's the familiar refrain of Grumpy Old
Men: Kids these days.
Got things way too easy.
This wasn't a group of retirees lounging around a coffee shop,
though. These were five of golf's all-time greats -- Arnold Palmer,
Jack Nicklaus, Lee Trevino, Gary Player and Tom Watson, who have
212 PGA Tour victories and 51 majors among them.
The targets of their barbed comments: today's PGA players --
except Tiger Woods.
"I think Tiger's the most disciplined player out there,''
Nicklaus said at a news conference before the Children's Mercy
Hospital Golf Classic at Blue Hills Country Club. "I don't see any
other disciplined players out there.''
Woods has the other players "buffaloed,'' Nicklaus added.
"Not once did I ever evaluate my chances against these four
guys and say, 'I don't have a chance,''' he said.
Player said many golfers today are happy to finish second or
"I get so (ticked) off at that,'' he said. "The only person
who remembers if you finish second is your wife and your dog -- and
that's if you have a good wife and a good dog.''
And until other players start winning majors on a consistent
basis, Palmer said, golf will continue to lack great rivalries.
"Rocco Mediate made the statement that he was not going to play
the British Open because the course didn't suit his game,'' Palmer
said, drawing a laugh from spectators as he pretended to rub away
tears of sympathy. "He's one of the strongest and best strikers in
the game. I helped nurse him along. I couldn't believe what I was
Mediate's attitude wouldn't have cut it in the past, Nicklaus
said. In his generation, "Nobody cares what the golf course is --
you take your game and you go play golf.''
Blame the comfortable living that golf can provide even middling
pros, the five said.
"Tiger Woods won $1 million for winning the U.S. Open,'' Palmer
said. "The total prize money my first year on the Tour (1954) was
$750,000. ... If you weren't in the top one or two, in a couple of
years you were back home mining coal.''
Now, Player said, on the Super Senior circuit for golfers age 60
and up, "If you don't fall out of the golf cart you can make 10
When golfers of his generation turned pro, Nicklaus said, "We
played the game for the game. We all said the same thing: 'If you
play well, the money will take care of itself.'''
One name that came up as a possible rival to Woods was that of
Phil Mickelson, who is still trying to win his first major.
"If I could just teach him to putt,'' Trevino said.
Watson, a Kansas City native and five-time British Open winner,
has played host to the charity event for 23 years.
Woods declined his invitation to play, Watson said, citing a
desire to concentrate on his Tour play and his own foundation work
"He's doing what he needs to do,'' Watson said. "I have no
problem with that.''